The impending divorce of '11

I’m justified in leaving you because:

1.No matter what happens in YOUR life, I needed to be touched, involved, shoulder-tapped, and dragged into something in some way.
2. you always made sure that it is me that has to make concessions
3.You are co-dependent and see that as a strength.
4. If you are pathetic at this age (not 40 yet) I can only imagine the bullshit I will have to put up with in our mid-to-late 50s and 60s
5.I realize that I’m not a good husband and what makes me a decent father is that I finish what I start.
6.I need air.

It's 3 AM, Do you know where your Husband is?

Found this on a forum that acts as a info depot/review site for men who solicit the services of Sex Workers.....

Post title: Tough night for a monger.........

I also just finished typing a very detailed account of my activities last night and my server took a time out and I lost it all so this is a very abbreviated version.

I decided to start out earlier than usual last night. Quick stop at Macy’s for a surprise for the wife. Packages and provider call list in hand I dial my first choice. Two calls gets me to 44th and 6th then straight to voicemail.

http://........backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=9190521

Second choice straight to VM no messages allowed.

http://........backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=8050104

Third choice gets me to 47h and 8th. Nice girl, heavier than the photos, huge tits, room is dirty, small talk $160HH/ $200 HR, $100 more for Greek and $60more for BBJ. I ask to see and rub her ass. Bit sloppy, I apologize, give her $20 and leave.

http://........backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=8115105

Fourth choice gets me back to 44th and 5th. Second call room number. Get to the floor but no number 1244. Call goes to VM, call goes to VM, 3 times I leave.


http://........backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=9115491

Fifth choice gets me to 32nd and 5th. Get to the room and she is older than pics, not great shape, I tell her I made a mistake and leave.

http://........backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=9240685

Now I figure R&T might be safer.

Sixth choice phone is disconnected.

http://........backpage.com/BodyRubs...Ad?oid=8520100

Seventh choice I get the rules and assurance the pics are accurate. 64 and 2nd. Door opens, much older, not so attractive Russian. I leave.

http://........backpage.com/BodyRubs...Ad?oid=8943757

Grand Central and home. Wife loves the gift, feeling frisky, we fuck.

She goes to bed, insomnia is a bitch, I surf some ads. About 3AM I contact choice number eight. Short drive hotel door opens, not the girl in the photos but attractive. $100 quickie, CBJ, mish, doggie, pop and go.

http://........backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=9239295

I stop by the all night grocery store, flowers for my wife, muffins for the kids, home by 5AM. All is well. I get dressed to go to the gym, back by 7:15 and wife is up and thrilled by the flowers. No time to fool around I tell her as she rubs my cock telling me she had fun last night. I have to get to work.

Where the fuck is truth in advertising!!!!!


Chaos Note:
Some of the responses were even more interesting than the original poster.....

Poster #1

Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 90

Sounds like an intresting nite.... At least the wife was happy....

Poster # 2

Damn dude.... You are good. You have my utmost respect. Unfortunatly my wife can't get her mind out of the past, constantly bringing shit up from almost 2 years ago. I am seriously cosidering putting her ass up on Ebay so she can leave me the fuck alone....

Poster #3
Only 2 years? Mine goes back 13 yrs to bring up shit....

Poster #4

Talk about being committed...
XXX, you have to be one of the most committed Mongers I have ever had the pleasure of meeting lol. You had strange new pussy on the mind and weren't going to quit until you got it. Good for you. P.S. Anyone else find K*** comment funny? XXX has 500 more posts that him, a "Just My Reviews" section, and been on here longer, and K**** is telling him to do some research lol. Not trying to start sh!t, just found that funny.

Original Poster:

My wife trusts me. I have never given her any reason (that she knows of) to not believe anything I tell her. She knows I can't sleep so I have a lot of latitude with getting out of bed.

My business also has a lot of emergencies that have been confirmed over the years so there is never anything on her mind other than she hates my job.

I also treat her with great respect, and go out of my way to keep things romantic.

So there you have it, ladies. This guy "goes out of his way" to please his wife and keep her happy. Of course he does; he doesn't have to be the mean ogre of a husband who neglects his wife and is never home - he's making sure she pacified with flowers and attention because it keeps her from snooping or being suspicious of his secret life with prostitutes. How many of these other women do you think struck gold because these guys put rings on it? Now take a deep breath and take all the time you need. I'll be here waiting for you.

Pilot

I knew a brother who started off in his youth as a revolutionary possessing the spirit of a social servant and activist. He was a lover of art, the avantgarde, deconstructionism, having many, many, many, female friends (or at least wanting many, many, female friends), and he was a believer of the ending all oppression for all people.

Then he got married and had kids.

Oh, he thought he was being different; naming his kids after dead or fugitive revolutionaries, keeping in a career along the lines of nonprofit/human services, being not only a father, but an ACTIVE father (not just a live-in wallet or sperm donor), and trying to be the supportive partner to his mate, but all of that didn't shield him from realizing that the life he got into became a business. The business is The Family as we know it in western (and eastern) societies now.

He has to endure speeches from his partner regarding the importance of what KIND of schools his progeny will attend and realizing that those speeches are rooted in ruling class 'think'. His hair is frosted in white now even though he looks 29 (he is actually 35). He sees that there are glaring similarites to his life and that of TV families; Huxtable, Bradys, etc. and it makes his stomach clench, because he knows that his family is part of the bourgeios ideal that keeps burning oil, paying taxes for the manufacturing of irradiated bullets.

He is middle class and his family is the lynch pin of how the west grinds away.

This brother is a former komrade of mine who used to share in the same ideological beliefs as I still claim and he used to understand how marriage and family are replacements of real love and the replacement of community-as-family. Instead, his nuclear situation has made him part of the problem; not the solution. I mourn my brother and former-comrade today.

The problem is men aren’t commitment\marriage phobic; they are just confused about being truthful (to themselves and others) about what they DON’T want. That is why I don’t waste my time dealing with those guys and other women shouldn’t either. Men should just come out and say on any given date or when the “life goal” question is asked that:

1. They are not interested in getting married and disdain the idea
2. All they want is either sex or a long-time sex partner – she she walks away guys, live with it. That’s why god made Rosy Palms and her five sisters.
3. You only want A long-term companion – only!
4. If pressed for marriage or truly desired, they would rather have an open marriage

In addition men should DO the following:

1. Stop playing mind games on women to keep them or leading them on
2. Wear fucking condoms!
3. man up and get a vasectomy
4. Stop living up to the Patriarchal image of Father – This image is outdated and was not very useful in the 50s, 40s, and the other godforsaken decades before that.
5. Grow up

In even more addition women should:

1. Return feminism back to the streets and fight for economic justice for women. Why? Think, ladies, we are stuck on being “Wedded Barbie” for a reason; we lost the balls to compete for a living wage and to be paid equally as men, so the logic follows that the best bet is hook up and get married for benefits – as if we can’t do that for ourselves. You know we can, but most of us have taken the easy way out – or so we it is will be until Hubby drops you like it’s hot and suddenly you’re a victim of age and gender as you try look for work at fifty. Being a matrimony whore is not a good look.
2. Stop listening to the Victorian in her head. A neat thing came from our parents. It was called the sexual revolution of the 60s. No, this doesn’t mean that you should abuse your body with any penis or vagina that comes along, just use sex when YOU desire it. Live your desires to its fullest – end of story.
3. Live your life to its fullest. You’ve been laid off, your career is in the toilet, too many people in your community know your business – it’s time to uproot and be a gypsie woman! Break the mold that men and mom have made for you, and learn how to fish or hang glide naked. Stop being a pussy looking to get anchored.

I think women need to take on the same attitude against marriage and commitment as men. Believe me, they will certainly feel good with all that pressure to “mate-up” on their shoulders.

Have male friends to go drinking with, hire (professional) male whores to scratch that itch, and live long and prosper.